Athletes are Overpaid

August 13th, 2009

A few choice quotes on baseball players’ salaries - historical and otherwise.

“The majors couldn’t pay me enough to play.”
- Kansas City Monarchs pitcher Satchel Paige


“We should make it. We’re the ones doing the entertaining.”

- Giants outfielder Barry Bonds
“Gentlemen, we have the only legal monopoly in the country,
and we’re f—— it up.”

- Braves owner Ted Turner
“You go through The Sporting News for the last 100 years,
and you will find two things are always true.
You never have enough pitching, and nobody ever made money.”

- Donald Fehr, executive director, MLBPA
“For a hundred years the owners screwed the players. For 25 years
the players have screwed the owners - they’ve got 75 years to go.”

- Yankees pitcher Jim Bouton
“Don’t think. It can only hurt the ballclub.”
- Durham Bulls catcher Crash Davis

“After my fourth season I asked for $43,000 and
General Manager Ed Barrow told me, ‘Young man, do you realize
Lou Gehrig, a 16-year-man, is playing for only $44,000?’
I said, Mr. Barrow, there is only one answer to that -
Mr. Gehrig is terribly underpaid.”

- Yankees outfielder Joe DiMaggio

“Gimme a blank contract. I’ll sign it, and you fill in the figures.”
- Red Sox pitcher Lefty Grove, to owner Tom Yawkey
“I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention.”
- White Sox outfielder Ron Kittle, 1987
“We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules.”
- Dodgers, Padres & Angels executive Buzzie Bavasi
“A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.”
- Yankees catcher Yogi Berra
“Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world.
The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else.
Same with money.”

- Kansas City Monarchs pitcher Satchel Paige
“There ain’t no way I’m going to pack up
and move 12 years of my life away from here. No way at all.”

- Cardinals outfielder Curt Flood, 1969

“We’re just talking about money here.
Money is not the maiden’s virtue, it’s the currency of whores.”
- MLB attorney John Gaherin
“Fellas, this is the 20th century. You can’t get anybody,
drunk or sober, to agree that once a fella goes to work for the A&P,
he has to work for the A&P the rest of his life.”

- MLB attorney John Gaherin
“Shut up. I told you to shut up. If I want to spend $4 million
on a ballplayer, I will. If I want to spend $12 million, I will. …
It’s my goddamn money and I’ll do what I want.”

- Padres owner Ray Kroc
“Loyal? I’m the most loyal player money can buy.”
- Dodgers, Astros, Brewers, A’s & Angels pitcher Don Sutton

“We plan absentee ownership. We’re not going to pretend
we’re something we’re not. I’ll stick to building ships.”

- Yankees owner George Steinbrenner, 1973

“It was a beautiful thing to observe, with all 36 oars working in unison.”
- Cardinals broadcaster Jack Buck,
describing George Steinbrenner’s yacht

“No problem. I was either going to wake up rich or richer.”
- A’s Mike Norris, after losing in salary arbitration
“I would say it’s the end of the world as we know it. …
I am speechless by that contract. … It’s unbelievable.
Literally, it will take the sport down, that contract.
We’re right back to the ridiculous contracts. It can’t be.”

- Marlins president David Samson,
on reports Ichiro Suzuki would sign a $100 million contract



“My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?”

- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

“If we’re gonna win, the players gotta play better,
the coaches gotta coach better, the manager gotta manage better,
and the owners gotta own better.”

- Brewers first baseman George Scott, to the club chairman
“If anyone does not believe that we had our ass kicked
in this labor matter, they are dead wrong. We have lost the war,
and the only question is, can we live with the surrender terms.”

- Cardinals owner Gussie Busch, 1976
“I love being the highest paid player in the game.”
- Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez
“Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women, and Irish whiskey.
The other ten percent I’ll probably waste.”

- Phillies pitcher Tug McGraw, on his plans for his $75,000 salary

HATER!

July 31st, 2009

Don’t be a hater…

This Has to Be CGI’ed, Right?

July 18th, 2009

RIGHT?!

 

I Want Winners

July 15th, 2009

Coach Mike Singletary of the 49ers apparently made his star rookie, WR Michael Crabtree, cry during practice this week.

From Dan Patrick’s radio show:

 

– Singletary explained how he almost made MichaelCrabtree cry. Singletary said that he saw Crabtree doing a jog-through on the practice field. Singletary said he hadn’t heard that Crabtree was medically clear, so he went over and told Crabtree to get on the sideline and sit until he gets full clearance. Singletary said Crabtree got “teary-eyed” because he wanted to be out there.

“It impressed me because it showed he wanted to be with the team,” Singletary said.

– Singletary said that he isn’t just a motivator and a yeller.

“I think that the No. 1 thing that I am about is relationships,” Singletary said. ”I’m all about relationships. … You can have all types of styles, but if you don’t have a relationship with those players, it’s not going to work.”

– Singletary said that he doesn’t have different rules for different players. And Singletary said that Mike Ditka didn’t give different players different treatment. Singletary said that Jim McMahon got the same treatment … he just reacted differently.

Singletary made it clear, however, he loved playing with McMahon and he was good for that team.

“I think he’s the only quarterback that could play for Coach Ditka,” Singletary said.

– Singletary said that when he was a freshman at Baylor, the philosophy was no water. But that changed during his college career and his coach started using Gatorade and water.

– Dan asked Singletary the best piece of advice he ever got. Singletary pointed immediately to Bill Walsh, who taught him to have good people around him and to be himself.

 

More Demotivational Posters

July 7th, 2009

Sometimes We All Need a Little Motivation - in the Form of a Poster

July 1st, 2009

What Supersonic Looks Like

June 30th, 2009

Reuters – A U.S. Air Force F-22 Raptor executes a

supersonic flyby over the flight deck of the aircraft carrier …

(Story link here)

An Innocent Mistake

June 30th, 2009

I’m sure he just reached into the wrong drawer when he was getting dressed… that’s all.

NBA Draft - Worst Outfits Ever

June 26th, 2009

1. JOAKIM NOAH  (2007)

I don’t know what’s worse here - the suit, the facial expression, or the hairdo that looks like a cocker spaniel’s ears.

2. KARL MALONE  (1985)

Some people theorize that the reason Karl has that pissed-off look on his face is that he’s a black guy who just got drafted by a team in UTAH. But I disagree - I think he’s mad and on the lookout for the person who cut off the end of his tie with a pair of scissors.

3. JALEN ROSE (1994)

You can’t tell by the still photo, but Jalen was in a rush because he was anxious to get this borrowed suit back to Don Magic Juan.

4. SAMAKI WALKER (1996)

Samaki Walker - 1996 NBA Draft

The all-white ensemble with white fur fedora? Pimpin’ ain’t easy, but it sure is fun.

5. AKEEM OLAJUWON (1984)

Akeem Olajuwon - 1984 NBA Draft

So awesome. I don’t what’s my favorite part of this video:

(1) Hakeem still spelling his name as ‘Akeem’ at that point in his career…

(2) The Nigerian center rocking his leftover prom tuxedo…

(3) or Commissioner David Stern’s porn ’stache that he was rocking for most of the ’80s. If we take up a collection, you think he would think about resurrecting the ’stache? (Considering he makes like $8 million a year, probably not, huh?)

Best Surfing Move Ever?

June 23rd, 2009

Jordy Smith Pulls Arguably Best Surfing Move Ever

Jordy Smith is a 21-year-old pro surfer from South Africa. He’s in his second year on the Association of Surfing Professionals tour. And off the coast of Indonesia, he just pulled what GrindTV is calling “the most high-performance maneuver ever executed on a wave”. It’s called a “rodeo flip,” and it’s pretty insane.

See for yourself as Smith executes a high-flying rotating-flip into a reverse 360.